Earlier, I wrote some tips for people searching for work.  It’s a noble effort.  One that’s increadibly frustrating, time-consuming, and mentally taxing.  We’ve all been there.  That said, there is at least one sure-fire way to avoid some of the pain and frustration involved in the process.

Don’t Apply For Something You’re Not Qualified To Do.

If you’re reviewing a position description and you have to stretch your experience to meet the minimum qualifications, chances are you aren’t going to do anything but waste your time and that of the reviewer(s).  More importantly, if there is a section called “Preferred Qualifications,” check your experience against those.  If you don’t meet that level, chances are you won’t make the first cut. 

Obviously there are some exceptions to the rule.  We’ve all heard of that friend-of-a-friend-of-a-cousin who bumped into Donald Trump on the way into the elevator and emerged thirty floors later with a new job and a corner office overlooking Manhattan.  But, to paraphrase a movie I recently saw, we’re (collectively) not the exception – we’re (again, collectively) the rule. 

In closing, I offer some additional tidbits…

  • Don’t include your picture with your cover letter / resume (unless, of course, it’s a head shot and you’re trying to be a model / actor / actress / etc…).  At best, it’s awkward.  At worst, it’s downright creepy.
  • Don’t start and end your cover letter with the following: “Dear Madam or Sir, My resume speaks for itself.”  Employers like confidence.  They don’t like arrogance. 
  • Please, please, please be succinct, clear, and professional in your communication.  A two page cover letter and a five page resume aren’t necessary for most jobs, and it’s likely not going to be read anyway.  If for nothing else, think of the trees when crafting your documents.

Best of luck to you if you’re out there looking for work.

Obviously this blogging thing has been hit and miss, and that’s being incredibly generous.  Posting has been light, and interest from yours truly has been largely nonexistent.  Not that nothing has been going on – quite the contrary, actually.  Truth be told, I forgot I even had the blog for a while.  I suppose that’s a fair indicator of where this blog (and blogging) lie on my priority list.  That said, the thought of deleting the thing is something I’m not yet willing to do.  Maybe it’s my competition strength, or maybe I’m just stubborn.  Whatever. 

Anyway, in an effort to bring anyone who cares up to speed, here’s some updates from the recent months:

  • We sold our house.  This is pretty much the biggest and best update I can offer.  Really.  Nearly one year on the market, and a complicated closing with last-minute drama to boot. 
  • We’re taking a vacation in a week.  I’m looking forward to this for several reasons, the least of which involves the current temperature of our destination – highs in the mid-60’s, lows in the mid 50’s.  Quite a contrast from the 7-days-and-counting of 100+ temps we’ve been dealing with.  Bring on the jackets, I say.
  • At work we hired two new people and they started two weeks ago.  They’re both excellent, and I consider myself fortunate to be able to work with people of their caliber. 

And there you have it – some of the highlights.  With that, here’s to trying to keep this ship from sinking.

Two weeks ago my buddy T turned 30.  His only birthday wish (from me, anyway) was a new comic.  Who am I to disappoint…

T's Extra Special Birthday Comic

Happy Birthday, T.

…When real life is more absurd.  Seriously, you can’t make this crap up.

Nadya Suleman was offered $1 million to star in an adult film.  More specifically, “they (Vivid Video) want Suleman, who gave birth to octuplets in January, to have sex in eight different scenes with eight different men,” because “‘the number eight is obviously heavily associated with her so we would like to work with that.’”

I seriously just threw up in my mouth. 

Really?  Have sex with eight different guys because the number eight is associated with her?  If that’s the shtick, make sure the eight guys are ugly, petty, out-for-themselves media whores, too.

Like Ken Griffy, I too am going to Seattle. Sadly, I’m not going to play baseball, make $2 Million, or stay for any great length of time.  I am, however, going to see friends and meet some people who might ultimately end up working for us back in Texas.  Should be a good time.

With the current state of higher education hiring – especially for non-faculty – looking a little bleaker than previous years, it’s nice to know I work for a university that has positions available and funding / support to seek out the best candidates.

Anyway, I’m looking forward to the trip (and hoping for some good weather, too).

Update
I just looked at the weather.  Shockingly, it’s supposed to rain.  Also, there’s a chance for snow showers on Friday.  Totally fantastic.

And not in the religious sense, obviously, since it’s February 20.  But the weather outside is wonderful, I’m off work early (noon today – yeah me), and Liverpool is first in the league table and just beat Man U 3-1 to extend the 1st-to-also-ran-gap by 20+ points.

Okay, so the last one happened in FIFA ‘09 on the Wii, but a win is a win is a win.

Hope your day is going well, too.


Saw this earlier today – pretty amazing stuff.  It would be interesting to see a world-wide view, but for now you can watch the spread of Walmart across the U.S. in all its plague-like goodness.

Enjoy!

Dear Applicant,

A few pointers to make your next job search more successful.

First, don’t tell me you’re passionate about x, y, and z in your cover letter when x, y, and z are items directly associated with the field in which you’re applying.  People are passionate about film, chocolate, books, friendships, etc… not about making sure the accounts balance at the end of the day, or that students have the best possible experience in their residence hall.

Second, I’d ask that you quickly glance at the space between the start of this sentence and the end of the previous one.  See that gap?  It’s called a paragraph break.  We use them to end one train of thought and begin another.  You might try using them, too.

Thirdly – and this is really important – the Thesaurus feature found in your word processing software can be a helpful tool on rare occasions, but should not be the crutch you lean on for every.  single.  sentence.  Remember, you’re writing a cover letter, not a Doctoral Dissertation.

Lastly, keep it brief.

Sincerely,

A Frustrated Reader

Obviously, this blogging thing hasn’t been happening too well lately.

And by “lately,” I mean not at all for months-on-end.  Whatever.  It’s a new year, a new start, and yadda yadda yadda.

(Hopefully much) More to come.

You know the rest.

Craig vs. Wild

Read the actual story here.